1. I’m driving to knit night and glance in my rear view mirror. There is some bimbo co-ed in the car behind me, texting (she better freakin’ PRAY she isn’t taking one of my classes–I’ll remember her). I was afraid we’d be at a stop light, she wouldn’t be paying attention and plow into me. I wanted to get out of my car, reach into her car, snatch the damn cell phone away, and stomp it to a million itty-bitty pieces right in front of her.
2. So, I’m leaving my knit nite group last night and head towards the parking lot to my car. I noticed something different. Earlier in the day, I had taken my car in for its 120,000 check-up and, apparently the dealership put one of those plastic frame thingys that advertise their dealership around my license plate. Sucker is screwed on there with the license plate. They didn’t even ASK if I would like to have a plastic frame thingy advertising their dealership on my car. Did they even notice how bo-bo my car is? The thing is seven years old and looks it.
3. Honestly, it doesn’t bother me that people’s dogs poop in the park as long as it is on the grass. Grass is where dogs are suppose to defecate. However, if your dog ‘misses’ the grass and craps on the paved running path, CLEAN IT UP.
Idiots.
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